Tuesday, 18 September 2007
Return of the Zombie College
Forget Six-pack's "Armstrong College"
Forget Spanky's "Living University"
As for "Ambassador Bible Center": why bother?
"Ambassador College of Christian Ministry"? Not even a starter!
Not when there's AMBASSADOR COLLEGE itself.
Located in the furthest reaches of Tennessee, Ambassador College liveth yet, apostles provided!
And, from what is available on its website, I'm guessing that it will provide similar, unique standards of academic instruction as its deceased namesake in Pasadena. But do you reckon Joe's legal beagles might object... or has the glorious Pastor General been reduced to selling the name now that the silverware has long gone?
And how come Gerry, Rod, the UCG Sanhedrin et al didn't think of it first?