Tuesday 14 April 2009

Not from the back page of the GN!

From the Sacred Sandwich.


M. R Piggs said...

Uh oh...I think the last time pork and the Word was mixed, Antiochus Epiphanes started a revolt.

I guess the ad is meant to convey "I'll have my Bible with two eggs, two strips of bacon, SONNY Side up....."


A. Nonymous said...

Practical Joke:

Wait till Ronald Weinland steps out of the room to use the restroom.

Surreptitiously place cooked bacon on his bible and wait till he returns.

Guaranteed to cause "thunders".

Anonymous said...

I am sure it is turkey bacon!

Mel said...

You know, I just quit the Tom Mahon School of Charm. He had locked me in the closet for saying I didn't like his unleavened cake.

Plus, he was making me balance a Baconated Bible on my head while I walked to and fro repeating,
"The shame is plain,
When the Armstrong name's disdained"

(And he made me wear high heels and fishnet stockings, claiming I had to, because he was a "fisher of men")

Anonymous said...

I'm now accustomed to the exotic specialty cuisines in China - there's a donkey restaurant down the road, and there was once a restaurant in the local market specializing in dog. I was assured that neither establishment served road kill.But I was surprised to be offered silkworm cocoons at a Halal restaurant. I mistakenly believed that Halal, while not Kosher, observed similar guidelines on clean and unclean. I resisted, despite assurances that the larvae were "good for you."

Richard said...

Now that's a rasher idea, if I've ever seen one. :-->

Anonymous said...

There is such a commodity as KOSHER bacon,blessed by the Rabbi himself,for,of course, a suitable pecuniary advance,surreptitiously slipped into the pocket of the sacerdotal vestments.