You know, I just quit the Tom Mahon School of Charm. He had locked me in the closet for saying I didn't like his unleavened cake.
Plus, he was making me balance a Baconated Bible on my head while I walked to and fro repeating, "The shame is plain, When the Armstrong name's disdained"
(And he made me wear high heels and fishnet stockings, claiming I had to, because he was a "fisher of men")
I'm now accustomed to the exotic specialty cuisines in China - there's a donkey restaurant down the road, and there was once a restaurant in the local market specializing in dog. I was assured that neither establishment served road kill.But I was surprised to be offered silkworm cocoons at a Halal restaurant. I mistakenly believed that Halal, while not Kosher, observed similar guidelines on clean and unclean. I resisted, despite assurances that the larvae were "good for you."
There is such a commodity as KOSHER bacon,blessed by the Rabbi himself,for,of course, a suitable pecuniary advance,surreptitiously slipped into the pocket of the sacerdotal vestments.
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Uh oh...I think the last time pork and the Word was mixed, Antiochus Epiphanes started a revolt.
I guess the ad is meant to convey "I'll have my Bible with two eggs, two strips of bacon, SONNY Side up....."
:(
Practical Joke:
Wait till Ronald Weinland steps out of the room to use the restroom.
Surreptitiously place cooked bacon on his bible and wait till he returns.
Guaranteed to cause "thunders".
I am sure it is turkey bacon!
You know, I just quit the Tom Mahon School of Charm. He had locked me in the closet for saying I didn't like his unleavened cake.
Plus, he was making me balance a Baconated Bible on my head while I walked to and fro repeating,
"The shame is plain,
When the Armstrong name's disdained"
(And he made me wear high heels and fishnet stockings, claiming I had to, because he was a "fisher of men")
I'm now accustomed to the exotic specialty cuisines in China - there's a donkey restaurant down the road, and there was once a restaurant in the local market specializing in dog. I was assured that neither establishment served road kill.But I was surprised to be offered silkworm cocoons at a Halal restaurant. I mistakenly believed that Halal, while not Kosher, observed similar guidelines on clean and unclean. I resisted, despite assurances that the larvae were "good for you."
Now that's a rasher idea, if I've ever seen one. :-->
There is such a commodity as KOSHER bacon,blessed by the Rabbi himself,for,of course, a suitable pecuniary advance,surreptitiously slipped into the pocket of the sacerdotal vestments.
Cheers,
Jorgheinz
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