tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post3255342685468227957..comments2023-11-05T20:19:44.812+13:00Comments on Ambassador Watch: Through Much TribulationGavinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03060097218905523899noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-1245658215740754532008-12-19T06:35:00.000+13:002008-12-19T06:35:00.000+13:00Well, apparently no good deed goes unpunished.I ca...Well, apparently no good deed goes unpunished.<BR/><BR/>I came home from the Piggly Wiggly, and while walking down to the underground bunker, I heard the sound of Mister T saying, "SHUT UP, FOOL!"<BR/><BR/>Apparently, I was wrong to put Mister T Chia-heads there with the WienerDude Chia-Heads.<BR/><BR/>The Mr. T Chia heads were apparently head-butting the WienerDude Chia-Heads, and it made quite a mess in by underground bunker.<BR/>The carnage is absolutely indescribable. This may call for a new chapter in the Book of Revelations.<BR/><BR/>However, I must say that the Mister T heads are the clear winners.<BR/>And, they were last seen smoking cigars and high-tailing it out of the bunker in a hopped-up van. I'm not sure how they could reach the brake pedal, though, since they are just heads.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-91603127427174401752008-12-16T12:48:00.000+13:002008-12-16T12:48:00.000+13:00I told you one of these days you would regret post...I told you one of these days you would regret posting your phone number, Dennis: Tom has it posted on his blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-79112393042631221012008-12-16T12:29:00.000+13:002008-12-16T12:29:00.000+13:00Who wants bets in the pool? I say Timeline Three w...<I>Who wants bets in the pool? I say Timeline Three will be the same dates as Timeline One, only 2009.</I><BR/><BR/>Hee Hee. We can have fun while warning others about Ronald Weinland.<BR/><BR/>When timeline three fails and sucessive timelines fail right up to 2012, Ron could very well re-emerge as the mayan king Great Jaguar Platypus Bite-Bite, so all can fear him once again.jack635https://www.blogger.com/profile/08419045741839152708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-79601990204355302312008-12-16T11:02:00.000+13:002008-12-16T11:02:00.000+13:00"Vials, seals plagues, 2012, chosen people, true c...<EM>"Vials, seals plagues, 2012, chosen people, true church, Second Coming, tribulation, death to critics, money, obedience, truth....endless stuff that churns the spirit, divides people, crushes love and eliminates human compassion and simply helping each other get through."</EM><BR/><BR/>I think you've unearthed the missing verse to <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGqroT1FZ5Y&e" REL="nofollow">It's The End of the World as we Know it (and I Feel Fine)</A>, Dennis.<BR/><BR/>And I keep warning you, year after year, one of these days you're going to get a call you regret, from posting your phone number on the Internet like that.<BR/><BR/>(I don't have international calling on my cell phone, and am land-line-less at the moment. Sorry Dennis.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-31563609385315056092008-12-16T07:34:00.000+13:002008-12-16T07:34:00.000+13:00oops...Enrico is-ah my brother...Dis-sa is Father ...oops...Enrico is-ah my brother...Dis-sa is Father Guido!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-9988611932385648922008-12-16T07:32:00.000+13:002008-12-16T07:32:00.000+13:00Mel...Asa usual, you-ah are-ah hittin da nail on-a...Mel...Asa usual, you-ah are-ah hittin da nail on-a da head. <BR/><BR/>Chiapostles?<BR/>Chiapacks?<BR/>Chiawitness?<BR/>Chiaprophet?<BR/>Chiaflurries?<BR/>Living Chias?<BR/>Restored Chias?<BR/>Chiafollowers (Every few'ah days just sheer-ah one for the sheer-ah fun of it)<BR/><BR/>In-ah difficult ah times, people could-ah feed off-ah them instead-ah of them a feedin-ah off-ah the people.<BR/><BR/>Goes-ah well with soup and-ah on baloney.<BR/><BR/>:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-92170062272819069582008-12-16T04:47:00.000+13:002008-12-16T04:47:00.000+13:00I am hunkered down, in my underground bunker, comp...I am hunkered down, in my underground bunker, complete with generator, and grow-lights- with 144,000 Chia-Pets, which will grow vegetation on them in order to offset the "death of 1/3 of all Earth's vegetation"<BR/><BR/>And, in the age-old tradition of "making big money while saving others from eternal damnation", I have decided to market my latest invention:<BR/>The Chia WienerDude!<BR/><BR/>It comes boxed with everything you need grow sprouts on a facsimile of Ron's head, which is made of hardened manure.<BR/><BR/>Hopefully, the zillions of millions of people who have heard The WienerDude's amazing messages will buy these in order to stave off the impending tribulatory crisis.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-31273630512570029562008-12-16T02:54:00.000+13:002008-12-16T02:54:00.000+13:00PS864 905 5804 still works really well after 7PM E...PS<BR/><BR/>864 905 5804 still works really well after 7PM EST if you friendly types ever wish to chat. Since the ideal Xmas season is rather lonely in fact for me personally and circumstances less than Norman Rockwellish, it might be nice to talk and put a voice behind the names.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-27205122549098544342008-12-16T02:37:00.000+13:002008-12-16T02:37:00.000+13:00It doesn't take a prophet, witness, watcher or apo...It doesn't take a prophet, witness, watcher or apostle to see our way of being, our culture, our collective greed and the absolute insanity of those that rise to high positions is coming due. <BR/><BR/>Prophetic musings and those who make a living off it will be a good gig for the foreseeable future. There will be plenty of events, circumstances, wars and rumors of wars to trouble even the most skeptical. <BR/><BR/>Gospels of all types will flourish. The one man show of God's chosen spokesman will go on and people will be attracted to them because it just feels safer and better.<BR/><BR/>Believing something that isn't really so or trusting in an outcome that promises the individual peace and safety where a thousand fall on one's right side and ten thousand at the left leaving the believer unscathed is comforting. <BR/><BR/>Places of safety, protection from troubling times, giving ones money to insure the windows of heaven stay open and trying to find the one right way to think and believe to stay on the right side of the Deity is an endless pursuit full of choseness and specialness leaving all others unchosen and not special.<BR/><BR/>The reporter who hurled the ultimate middle eastern insult at the symbol of all that's wrong with government and leaders yesterday is just a start on the backlash that is coming, no doubt. <BR/><BR/>"May you live in interesting times."<BR/><BR/>We do. Humans create them over and over and they always seem to end in a huge sanitation problem. <BR/><BR/>Vials, seals plagues, 2012, chosen people, true church, Second Coming, tribulation, death to critics, money, obedience, truth....endless stuff that churns the spirit, divides people, crushes love and eliminates human compassion and simply helping each other get through.<BR/><BR/>While religion with its pious conviction and marginal information is going to get more goofy and insane as circumstances unfold and the piper gets paid, its going to leave a lot more people wondering why God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit never show up in quite the way they promised, as it has over and over the past 2000 years. <BR/><BR/>Personal peace and spirituality is an inside job. Religion, that stuff others pour into your head with all it's expectations, demands, drama, days, times, apostles, bishops, pastors, popes and priests is numbing our spirit. <BR/><BR/>I'm often told and repeat it to comfort myself, "you couldn't be here if you had not of been there."<BR/>I guess. <BR/><BR/>It reminds me of the line in a movie where the old indian wakes up on the death scaffold, it breaks and he falls down the hill into a cave where a bear is hybernating. The bear wakes up and all he can say is "Grandfather, is this some kind of joke.?"<BR/><BR/>morning blather...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-39923118418872277242008-12-15T23:12:00.000+13:002008-12-15T23:12:00.000+13:00Why do we waste the time typing about him? Because...Why do we waste the time typing about him? Because people are <STRONG>still</STRONG> contributing to the Two Witlesses' retirement package, that's why.<BR/><BR/>Who wants bets in the pool? I say Timeline Three will be the same dates as Timeline One, only 2009. They <EM>did</EM> coincide with the holy days, after all.Weinland Watchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08029452242127198705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-91116968068580286122008-12-15T20:42:00.000+13:002008-12-15T20:42:00.000+13:00Why does this culeless dude even matter, other tha...Why does this culeless dude even matter, other than that he's human? He's also a wee balmy. Those who follow him will learn soon enough that he's lost in space, and they'll fly his coop. He's not inside a cuckoo's nest only because he hasn't hurt anyone, other than to give them a scoop or two of refried ballyhoo. And here I sit, taking time to type about this fruitloop. It's a pity...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-81905307076154681112008-12-15T20:28:00.000+13:002008-12-15T20:28:00.000+13:00who is that profit!! prophet! ?who is that profit!! prophet! ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-40043939069311933732008-12-15T16:30:00.000+13:002008-12-15T16:30:00.000+13:00"I only want to know one thing . . . what's up wit..."I only want to know one thing . . . what's up with that dude and the parachute?"<BR/><BR/>At first I thought it was artwork from Star Wars- the Battle of Coruscant. Those jet-liners look like Republic attack craft.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Paul RayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-60249081913302700142008-12-15T14:22:00.000+13:002008-12-15T14:22:00.000+13:00Herbert would be proud of Ronnie the way he can sh...Herbert would be proud of Ronnie the way he can shake and bake his way through the Bible, Dec.13 starts the count down of the 1260 days,church not ready,to many doubters,too many Willie Weak Arms now Church is ARM-Strong, ready to kick ass, lookout Big Dave, Rod,Gerald, Ronnie is ready to bring the fire down.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-29971052880131220852008-12-15T14:21:00.000+13:002008-12-15T14:21:00.000+13:00"According to WeinerDude the tribulation started t..."According to WeinerDude the tribulation started today."<BR/><BR/>Incorrect. According to Ronald Weinland the Great Tribulation started on April 17, 2008.<BR/><BR/>To clarify, the tribulation RE-started today.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-77839568963255349492008-12-15T13:47:00.000+13:002008-12-15T13:47:00.000+13:00But he inserted his own understanding into his pro...But he inserted his own understanding into his prophecy, so his god gave him the truth after he humbled himself. Or is it <I>humiliated</I> himself.<BR/><BR/> 17 days to go till it is 2009. Just another useless book, outdated and full of falsehood.jack635https://www.blogger.com/profile/08419045741839152708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-66376000385263303032008-12-15T12:53:00.000+13:002008-12-15T12:53:00.000+13:00Weinland Watch said... "According to WeinerDude th...<I>Weinland Watch said... <BR/><BR/>"According to WeinerDude the tribulation started today."<BR/><BR/>Incorrect. According to Ronald Weinland the Great Tribulation started on April 17, 2008.</I><BR/><BR/><BR/>Time Wasters,<BR/><BR/>The <B>Greatest Tribulation So Far</B> (GTSF) started at various different times for various different people. For <I><B>That Clown's</B></I> idiots/suckers/victims it started the same day that they first listened to Ronald Weinland.<BR/><BR/>Depending on how much time is left in this age, their GTSF might last well beyond 3-1/2 years. It won't cease until sometime after they stop listening to the big fibber--maybe not until well after, depending on how much mental and spiritual damage Ron has done to them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-15921489347011831662008-12-15T12:23:00.000+13:002008-12-15T12:23:00.000+13:00The Great Tribe-Ulation is here.The twelve tribes ...The Great Tribe-Ulation is here.<BR/><BR/>The twelve tribes go into captivity.Must have been a pretty silent affair.Perhaps we are dull of hearing.<BR/><BR/>We await with eager anticipation the appearance of Ron and Laura in their designer Gucci sackcloth profit/prophet gear.I guess they will reside at one of 'Salem's poncier hotels.<BR/><BR/>Here in NZ a number of our regions are preparing for Summer drought.We don't need Ron to add to the problems.<BR/><BR/>Kiwi KinderAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-76305601012320127662008-12-15T10:31:00.000+13:002008-12-15T10:31:00.000+13:00I think it was a great tribulation as soon as Ron ...I think it was a great tribulation as soon as Ron opened his mouth and started talking.jack635https://www.blogger.com/profile/08419045741839152708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-19906475291429733532008-12-15T10:05:00.000+13:002008-12-15T10:05:00.000+13:00We have a problem with German troops in Washington...We have a problem with German troops in Washington.<BR/><BR/>Let's call it the Assyrian Dilemma.<BR/><BR/>The Herbal verbal told us that Germany was Assyria, and that maybe parts of it were Israelite.After all, the Electors of Hanover succeeded to the English throne which we all know is most decidely Israelite.<BR/><BR/>Now Uncle Herbie told us that Israel around the world was going to fall within the space of a literal 24 hours.I feel that the invasion of Ephraim and America is going to take a matter of days which means the TOTAL Assyrian army manpower will be required.Therefore, the Israelitish portion of the German army cannot be excused for punishment.<BR/><BR/> If the Israelitish portion of the German army is not going to withdraw from the assault force,then you have Israelite attacking Israelite...nothing new in this,of course.A house divided against itself???<BR/>But you must understand,that under the terms of Herb's prophecy the Israelitish portion of the German army has to receive its punishment for having gone astray.<BR/><BR/>Who is going to do this? Their Assyrian comrades-in-arms? How do you tell Assyrian from Israelite? Some sort of genetic test...that would be most interesting to see in operation.If this is so, this will weaken the power of the Assyrian army...can't see this happening.No commander is going to shed any part of his army that has a job to do.<BR/><BR/>So how is God going to sort out the Israelite elements within Assyrian ranks so they can be punished?.Perhaps God will use the two Witlesses to determine who is Israelite,after the invasion has been successfully accomplished and there is need for less soldier power.(But this will violate the 24hour principle).Maybe he will consult his Urim and Thummim,then pronounce a special curse on these Israelite-Assyrian soldiers,causing their tongues to melt in their mouths and their bodies to atrophy.<BR/><BR/>And there are other considertions too which we will leave untouched.<BR/><BR/>Methinks the Assyrian/German postulate is a big fable.<BR/><BR/>Assyria Ueber Alles.<BR/><BR/><BR/>JorgheinzAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-70133136283125866532008-12-15T07:18:00.000+13:002008-12-15T07:18:00.000+13:00Project ahead a few years. We will be older, if we...Project ahead a few years. We will be older, if we are lucky, and saying things like...<BR/><BR/>"Remember that Weinland fiasco?"<BR/><BR/>"I don't know why I gave money to that Dave Pack church. Whatever happened to him? There was something seriously wrong with that man."<BR/><BR/>"Yeah, 2012 was another one of those YRK things."<BR/><BR/>"Gosh...it sure sounded like prophecy to me."<BR/><BR/>"How long has he been dead?"<BR/><BR/>"Oh wow..yeah, I used to believe a lot of things I don't believe any more."<BR/><BR/>"That's the truth...Jesus was just always around the corner my whole life."<BR/><BR/>"Yeah..I didn't eat pork, shrimp, white flour, jello, pringles nor did I smoke and gave 10%...now look at me! What a mess." <BR/><BR/>"Ok ok, I admit it...I'm gonna die like every other human before me."<BR/><BR/>"Yeah, I heard that campus in Edmond and Wadsworth were snatched up by some group that turned them into Buddhist retreats."<BR/><BR/>"Didn't they find about half a million in gold coins under Joe's mattress after he got voted out?"<BR/><BR/>"Gavin Rumney? He's doing great. Still has the AW site."<BR/><BR/>"Bill Dankenbring? I heard he was studying the Bible in Formosa."<BR/><BR/>"Doug Becker? He's fine as frog's hair last I knew."<BR/><BR/>"Byker Bob? He's doing great. Got him a new Harley."<BR/><BR/>"Bob Thiel? I think he's caretaker of the Living Church of God or something."<BR/><BR/>"Dennis Diehl? Doing great. Joined a Buddhist community in Edmond, Oklahoma."<BR/><BR/>"Ron Weinland? I think he can have visitors now."<BR/><BR/>"Tom Mahon? Oh he's fine. Hired himself as a minister over the Mizpeh COG."<BR/><BR/>"Gerald Flurry? Not sure if he can have visitors yet."<BR/><BR/>"Stephen Flurry? I think he's the groundskeeper at that Buddhist retreat in Edmond now."<BR/><BR/>"Mike Feazell? He runs a Christmas tree and ornament shop in Laguna Beach."<BR/><BR/>"Fred Coulter? I think he found out Mark was wrtten before Matthew and Luke, and Paul wrote before all of them, and went insane."<BR/><BR/>"Dixon Cartright? Oh he's still around and will never run out of stuff to print about the COG's"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-74473036644720584922008-12-15T05:37:00.000+13:002008-12-15T05:37:00.000+13:00"According to WeinerDude the tribulation started t...<EM>"According to WeinerDude the tribulation started today."</EM><BR/><BR/>Incorrect. According to Ronald Weinland the Great Tribulation started on <STRONG>April 17, 2008</STRONG>.Weinland Watchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08029452242127198705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-22628459775959230162008-12-15T05:12:00.000+13:002008-12-15T05:12:00.000+13:00Between Reboot Ronald and Compound Flurry, that's ...Between Reboot Ronald and Compound Flurry, that's about all you got as far as any Armstrong group making any splash on the media. That is the best that they can do.<BR/>Somebody want to tell these men to grow up and quit acting like spoiled kids?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-91792724567076090162008-12-15T04:54:00.000+13:002008-12-15T04:54:00.000+13:00I only want to know one thing . . . what's up with...I only want to know one thing . . . what's up with that dude and the parachute?<BR/><BR/>-StingerskiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-75479739763529832772008-12-14T19:44:00.000+13:002008-12-14T19:44:00.000+13:00PG10, did you say your roasted fingerling potatoes...PG10, did you say your roasted fingerling potatoes were "herbed"? Does that mean they were grown in, perhaps, a community garden situated on the grounds of a cemetery in the City of Altadena, in the State of California, where the roots drew their nutrition from a Herb?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com