tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post2370347916752804148..comments2023-11-05T20:19:44.812+13:00Comments on Ambassador Watch: UCG HO ho hoGavinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03060097218905523899noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-65162961735148314532007-08-09T06:09:00.000+12:002007-08-09T06:09:00.000+12:00At least the "elders" didn't choose the oil swamps...At least the "elders" didn't choose the oil swamps of Midland-Odessa, whew!!!<BR/><BR/>But am a firm believer in folks getting what they deserve, even "god's chosen".lilypadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05007333293849855538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-55470581964518187842007-08-05T16:43:00.000+12:002007-08-05T16:43:00.000+12:00Interesting developmentJa, mein Herr...b²<I>Interesting development</I><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://blog.syracuse.com/orangefootball/small_ArtieJohnson.jpg" REL="nofollow">Ja, mein Herr...</A><BR/><BR/><BR/>b²Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-23220356794191647052007-08-05T11:30:00.000+12:002007-08-05T11:30:00.000+12:00It was announced in church that Joel Meeker resign...It was announced in church that Joel Meeker resigned from the council effective immediately and that Leon Walker who was voted off by the GCE this past May will take Joel's place and serve out Joel's remaining term. Then the process is that the GCE will either vote Leon Walker back in or vote for someone else. <BR/><BR/>Interesting development.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-73919751559484454812007-08-05T04:49:00.000+12:002007-08-05T04:49:00.000+12:00Truthfully, the entire venue of the church of gods...Truthfully, the entire venue of the church of gods is weird and creepy.<BR/><BR/>The satire from ten years ago is still mostly applicable today without much change.<BR/><BR/>It's more disturbing than funny.Douglas Beckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05639275357879979640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-89691282219421673442007-08-04T10:55:00.000+12:002007-08-04T10:55:00.000+12:00Douglas Becker said... The Second Shame Church of ...Douglas Becker said... <BR/>The Second Shame <BR/>Church of Christ Recrucified in Armadillo, Texas in the old Armadillo <BR/>Independent Chocolate Factory [AICF] has a familiar theme song. <BR/><BR/><BR/>I wouldn't say that this thread has gone bonkers,exactly.What Douglas points us to has some merit.Perhaps some people out there need to lighten up a little.<BR/><BR/>Some people out there just have no humour.<BR/><BR/>Yes, Douglas keep those links coming.<BR/><BR/>SeamusAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-55569689474471625282007-08-04T06:12:00.000+12:002007-08-04T06:12:00.000+12:00this thread has gone stupid....this thread has gone stupid....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-41321003366634355942007-08-04T01:47:00.000+12:002007-08-04T01:47:00.000+12:00The Second Shame Church of Christ Recrucified in A...<A HREF="http://www.churchcorporate.com/images/worldt.mid" REL="nofollow">The Second Shame <BR/>Church of Christ Recrucified in Armadillo, Texas in the old Armadillo <BR/>Independent Chocolate Factory [AICF] has a familiar theme song.</A>Douglas Beckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05639275357879979640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-69756500229045154892007-08-04T01:38:00.000+12:002007-08-04T01:38:00.000+12:00Some of you are wondering how the Second Shame Chu...<A HREF="http://www.churchcorporate.com/an_evangelist_dismembered.htm" REL="nofollow">Some <BR/>of you are wondering how the Second Shame Church of Christ Recrucified came to <BR/>be in Armadillo, Texas in the old Armadillo Independent Chocolate Factory <BR/>[AICF]. Well, just click on this link....</A><BR/><BR/>Perhaps United will follow suit.Douglas Beckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05639275357879979640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-88100083906859776712007-08-04T01:35:00.000+12:002007-08-04T01:35:00.000+12:00This comment has been removed by the author.Douglas Beckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05639275357879979640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-1534350481242264012007-08-04T01:14:00.000+12:002007-08-04T01:14:00.000+12:00Or they might move to Armadillo, Texas.<A HREF="http://www.churchcorporate.com/handwashing_service.htm" REL="nofollow">Or they <BR/>might move to Armadillo, Texas.</A>Douglas Beckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05639275357879979640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-70483507953313080732007-08-03T19:34:00.000+12:002007-08-03T19:34:00.000+12:00Have they considered Houston ? It has an even high...Have they considered Houston ? It has an even higher church density than Dallas. Could even challenge the Jesus Triangle - Dallas-Waco-Tyler - for the most killings of 'satan-influenced-children' by distraught Jesus-Moms.<BR/><BR/>To top it off, Houston has a suburb called Pasadena !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-21544245229403421602007-08-03T18:08:00.000+12:002007-08-03T18:08:00.000+12:00Try this musical interlude on for size: DALLASSinc...Try this musical interlude on for size: <BR/><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6vlN4wnbA8&mode=related&search=" REL="nofollow">DALLAS</A><BR/><BR/>Since nearly everything in the UCG is retro, we though we'd host a "Welcome UCG" retro party at a little ranch nearby Murphy when they arrive: <BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkgakZkopH8" REL="nofollow">DALLAS PARTY</A><BR/><BR/>Those UCG women can really shake their booty!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-29627711839659541932007-08-03T17:56:00.000+12:002007-08-03T17:56:00.000+12:00Douglas Becker said.......it is as futile as expla...<I> Douglas Becker said...<BR/><BR/>....it is as futile as explaining quantum physics to your cat. He may purr and meow at all the right moments as if he's getting it, but he's only manipulating you so you will feed and entertain him. After 18 years we've sort of figured that out about our cat.<BR/><BR/> And after over four decades with the church of gods, we've sort of figured that out about them too. <BR/></I><BR/><BR/><B><BR/>You obviously have never played with Schrödinger's cat. <BR/><BR/>My cat defies gravity and knows instantly when I am working on computers so that she can rub against me and short circuit fragile microcircuits with her amazing electromagnetic properties.<BR/><BR/>Cats enjoy bringing civilization to its knees.<BR/></B>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-34806097999745151132007-08-03T17:47:00.000+12:002007-08-03T17:47:00.000+12:00Lussenheide said... NEWS FLASH! It is report...<I> Lussenheide said...<BR/><BR/> NEWS FLASH!<BR/><BR/> It is reported that the leaders of the UCG have been seen consorting with Real Estate Agents and previewing "bargain basement" property to buy at the following locations:</I><BR/><B><BR/>Perhaps they were watching one too many get rich quick TV commericials about "distressed properties"?<BR/><BR/>Flip that property! With that many organic compounds in the soil it might just flip itself with a good lit match.</B>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-61113333788571187502007-08-03T17:17:00.000+12:002007-08-03T17:17:00.000+12:00Yikes! And I thought it was the stupendous, coloss...Yikes! And I thought it was the stupendous, colossal, earth shaking, record-breaking web traffic and Restored literature downloads at the RCG.org that broke the Internet!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-25536120009532346822007-08-03T17:10:00.000+12:002007-08-03T17:10:00.000+12:00Please note that the "news item" is from The Onion...Please note that the "news item" is from The Onion. I hope you all know what that means.<BR/><BR/>And by the way, scan the banner crawling at the bottom of the video!Douglas Beckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05639275357879979640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-86012511418870650312007-08-03T16:42:00.000+12:002007-08-03T16:42:00.000+12:00Douglas Becker said...Let us now enjoy...Thanks.I ...Douglas Becker said...<BR/><BR/><I>Let us now enjoy...</I><BR/><BR/>Thanks.<BR/>I was really enjoying those when (suddenly) my XP system froze, the Linux box coughed up a series of daemon messages and the pager went into alarm mode.<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/273jm5" REL="nofollow">Yikes! We've broken the Internet!</A><BR/><BR/>b²Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-35822481731018495012007-08-03T15:25:00.000+12:002007-08-03T15:25:00.000+12:00Anonymous mentioned possible tithe farming in Indi...Anonymous mentioned possible tithe farming in India. That reminds me of a meeting not too long ago of a group of Hindus that were looking to build a temple in close proximity to the Presbyterian Church I attend. The purpose of the meeting was to ask us if they could use our parking lot for overflow...anyway someone asked a question of them, I can't really remember how it went...BUT the answer was and I quote, "Yes, we are idol worshipers." <BR/><BR/>I had a coughing fit.<BR/><BR/>Nothing can quite prepare you for that statement I think.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-17483552623513949012007-08-03T15:14:00.000+12:002007-08-03T15:14:00.000+12:00Let us now enjoy a musical interlude in honor of U...<A HREF="http://www.quietsafe.org/html/_midi/yellowrose.mid" REL="nofollow">Let us now enjoy <BR/>a musical interlude in honor of United's move to Texas!</A><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://simplythebest.net/sounds/Midi/Midi_files/TV_show_Midi_files/dallas.mid" REL="nofollow"><BR/>Of course, we'd like to get them in the vicinity of Dallas....</A><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wn88xY1urg" REL="nofollow">When they get settled <BR/>there, they'll be overjoyed to tune into godly soft rock from KLUV!</A>Douglas Beckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05639275357879979640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-88800537265730950622007-08-03T14:47:00.000+12:002007-08-03T14:47:00.000+12:00What's that song? "Smoke gets in your eyes"?The ne...What's that song? "Smoke gets in your eyes"?<BR/><BR/>The news is out. Pollution from China is landing on the West Coast of the United States. Over 30% of the dirty air in Los Angeles and San Francisco comes from China.<BR/><BR/>So Texas, even near a toxic waste facility may be better than say, having the Home Office in Seattle, where the residents are obviously the victims of Kung Fume.<BR/><BR/>Now here's the deal: United is salivating over India's masses of which 500 million speak passable English. They have visions of salvation for half a billion tithe payers and there are at least two people in India ready to make the move to the UCG. This portends great things for the future as United tears down their barns to build even bigger ones because they don't have enough room to hold their fortunes [and we all know what Jesus said about that].<BR/><BR/>So here's the deal: United should just go ahead and spare themselves another move down the road in future by finding cheap land upwind from China's pollution!<BR/><BR/>Of course a belligerent Pakistan with Nukes waiting in the wings might be problematic for the nervous, but heck, have a little faith -- the size of a mustard seed -- and condiments will be overflowing in no time.<BR/><BR/>I'm so happy I could be helpful.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-29821662006188732932007-08-03T06:43:00.000+12:002007-08-03T06:43:00.000+12:00"Hey, the name says it all man! SAFETY KLEEN"It lo..."Hey, the name says it all man! SAFETY KLEEN"<BR/><BR/>It looks like dirty oil wasn't the only thing they were busy cleaning - how out cleaning out the BANK ACCOUNTS?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-67344826119532364452007-08-03T06:16:00.000+12:002007-08-03T06:16:00.000+12:00I for one feel comforted, and my confidence has be...<I>I for one feel comforted, and my confidence has been restored in Safety Kleen thanks to Steve's blurb. Hey, the name says it all man! SAFETY KLEEN</I><BR/><BR/>Yeah, the same confidence of the cleanliness of the coal-fire plant in Arkansas - White Bluff!Corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15894537940881776504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-11995893775267512042007-08-03T06:00:00.000+12:002007-08-03T06:00:00.000+12:00Questeruk said...Wow - Safety-Kleen sounds about a...Questeruk said...<BR/><BR/>Wow - Safety-Kleen sounds about as toxic as the comments in this thread! <BR/><BR/>Ya, but "Steve" assures us that there is no harm living in that area. Don't you accept his reassurance? What more do you need!? <BR/><BR/>I for one feel comforted, and my confidence has been restored in Safety Kleen thanks to Steve's blurb. Hey, the name says it all man! SAFETY KLEENAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-53142383405388429892007-08-03T05:53:00.000+12:002007-08-03T05:53:00.000+12:00anda thanka you Mr. Lenin for thata rousing song f...anda thanka you Mr. Lenin for thata rousing song fora the proletariat...<BR/><BR/>Goda Bless America!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28426681.post-70056526682788678802007-08-03T05:16:00.000+12:002007-08-03T05:16:00.000+12:00Arise, the damned of the earth,Arise, prisoners of...Arise, the damned of the earth,<BR/>Arise, prisoners of hunger,<BR/>Reason thunders in its crater,<BR/>It is the eruption of the end!<BR/>Let's make a blank slate of the past,<BR/>COG slaves, arise, arise!<BR/>The world is going to change from its base,<BR/>We are nothing, let's be everything!<BR/><BR/><BR/>There are no supreme saviors,<BR/>Neither Caesar, nor Pastor.<BR/>Producers, let's save ourselves!<BR/>Let's decree a common defense<BR/>So that the thief returns his plunder,<BR/>To pull the mind from the prison cell<BR/>Let us blow upon our furnace ourselves,<BR/>Strike the iron while it is hot!<BR/><BR/><BR/>The COG represses and their law cheats,<BR/>The tithes bleed the unfortunate<BR/>No responsibility is imposed on the rich<BR/>The rights of the poor is a hollow phrase<BR/>Enough of languishing in custody,<BR/>Equality needs other laws!<BR/>No rights without duty, it says,<BR/>Equally, no duties without rights.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Hideous, in their glory,<BR/>Pastor Generals of the mines and rail.<BR/>Never have they done anything else,<BR/>But steal from others' work.<BR/>In the safes of this group<BR/>What we created is melted together!<BR/>In decreeing that they give it back<BR/>The people want nothing but their due.<BR/><BR/>The Pastors intoxicate us with their literal fumes,<BR/>Peace among ourselves, war to the tyrants!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Laborers, peasants, we are<BR/>The great party of workers<BR/>The earth belongs only to humans<BR/>The idle are going to live elsewhere<BR/>How much they Feast on our flesh<BR/>But if the ravens and vultures<BR/>Disappear one of these days<BR/>The Sun will shine forever!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com